Who Invented the Choink?
At the right stands the Messiah of the Choink. Legend has it that the idea for the Choink came to him in a vision after he threw a cup at an SUV. Through divine inspiration he realized that a penny made a much louder noise when hurled at one of the passing giants. The actual name "Choink" allegedly came to him while he was working as a carpenter employed as an ice-cream scooper.
- Getaway Vehicle: Honda Accord
- Favorite Choink: Ford Excursion. The largest and ugliest SUV on the open road.
- Locale: Somewhere in Georgia
How to choink 
What's the Choink?
Choink currency converter
Why hate SUV's
When not to choink
Choinks of note